RAAGMALIKA IN COMIC SINGING COMPETITION "EK CHATUR NAAR.." FILM:PADOSAN (1968)

Kishore Kumar

Manna Dey

A scene from the film 'Padosan'

Rahul Dev Burman

Rajinder Krishan

This immortal  classical comedy song is actually a raagmala of four ragas: KHAMMAJ , BIHAAG , DES AND CHHAYA NAT in a sequence.Though music direction is given by Rahul Dev Burman, but once he himself disclosed that, this whole song was composed by Kishore Kumar.The befitting lyrics were written by Rajinder Krishan, which is as follows: 
Yak chatur naar kar ke singaar
Mere man ke dwar ye ghusat jaat
Hum marat jaat, arey he he he
Yak chatur naar kar ke singaar.

Pa re sa, sa sa sa ni dh sa
Sa re sa dha dha pa
Pa dha sa re sa
Sa re ga dha pa

Ummm  Tham
Ayyo !
Are Tham, o Tham, o Tham Tham Tham Ruk
Umm  Brum ,Brum
o a aa  e ee  u uu  ey ai  o an ah  (vowels)
Um nam nam nam nam nam nam
Nam nam lama lama lama lama la
Um bol bol bol bol re,
Bol bol bol bol re, bol bol bol bol re

Um
Ek chatur nar badi hoshiyar - 2
Apane hi jaal me phansat jaat
Hum hansat jaat are ho ho ho ho ho !
Ek chatur nar badi hoshiyar!

Chhi re
Tu kyon gori dhyan dhare,
Kare lakh lakh duniya chaturai
Chhutti kar doonga main usaki
Abke jo awaz lagai,
Chhutti kar dunga, aa aa aa...
tat  jum, taka jum, taka num, yaka jum
tak tankidia

Kishore: padh ke botan chir bi chakkar - 2 
har bud khudi-budi khud kar - 2
chhitake to rere mon makhan - 2
sab chale gaye, sab chale gaye chidamudh chiting chitubud
chitubud gaay, chitubud gaay, chitubud haay haay haay

Jaa re, jaa re kare kaga
Kau kau ka kyon shor machaaye
Us naari ka daas na ban jo
Raah chalat ko raah bhulaye

Kaala re jaa re jaa re
Khare naale ke paani mein 
Munh dhoke aa
Kaala re ja re ja re,
O ga re ga re !

Mahmood: Ye gadabad ji !
Kishore: O ga re ga re
Mahmood: Ye sur badala
Kishore: O ga re ga re
Mahmood : Ye humko bhatkaya Bhola
Kishore : O ga re ga re
Mahmood : Ye sur kidhar hai ji?, Ye sur! Ye! Ennaya Idhu (tamil)
Yak chatur naar
Um chhodega nahi ji
Yak chatur naar
Um pakad ke rakhega ji !

Mere man ke dwar ye ghusat jaat
Hum marat jaat arey ai ai ai

Mahmood : Naach na jaane aangan tedha
Too kya jane kya hai nari
Jis sang laage more naina
Uspe saari duniya vari.
Teedha, tedha tedha tedha tedha - 4
Naach na jaane, aagan tedha
tedha tedha tedha tedha - 4

Kishore : O tedhe!
Mahmood : Oye!
Kishore : O kede!
Mahmood : O ya!
Kishore : Are sidhe ho jaa re!
Sidhe ho jaa re!
Sidhe ho jaa re!
Vah ri chadaniya, vah re chakore
Ram banai ye kaisi jodi,
Kare nachaiyya ta ta thaiyya
Taal pe naache langadi ghodi
Are dekhi,
Are dekhi teri chaturai
Mahmood : Ye phir gadabad!
Kishore : Are dekhi teri chaturaai
Mahmood : Phir bhatakaya!
Kishore : Tujhe sur ki samajh nahi aai
Toone kori ghas hi khai
Are ghode!
Mahmood : Ye ghoda bola
Kishore : O nigode!
Mahmood : Ye gaali diya
Kishore :Are dekhi teri chaturai
Mahmood : Yek chatur naar
Kishore : Ghode dekhi teri chaturai
Mahmood : Yak chatur naar
Kishore : Ghode dekhi teri chaturai
Mahmood : Yak chatur naar
Kishore : Ek chatur naar
Mahmood : Ayyo ghode teri
Kishore: Are ghode teri ek chatur naar

Mahmood : Kya re? Ye ghoda-chatur, ghoda-chatur bola,
Yak pe rah na, Ya ghoda bolo ya chatur bolo, Gaa!
Kishore : Ek chatur naar badi hoshiyaar
Apane hi jaal me phansat jaat
Ek chatur naar! (tune becomes faster here)
badi hoshiyaar!
Mahmood: Mere man ke dwaar
ya ghusat jaat,
Hum marat jaat, marat jaat (mahmood gets stuck)
Ya atak gayaa !!!

Kishore : Sa Re Ga Ma Pa, He Aa Aa, Hey...   !!